See, I love you so muchThat the bet is okayI would give up all my possesionsTo have your kids

A new anti-depressantIncrease self esteemDecreases the feeling of lonelinessIncreases appetiteA touch of pick me up

Most nights of the week I do fineI don’t worry about the Friday nights

I spent lots of money putting the universe togetherBut they were part of the ones who tore it apart.

As Bernard Zuel’s article mentions, there were many flag bearers at the BDO, but not I don’t agree with Zuel that this was a postive statement of unity. I saw lots of frightening behaviour at the Big Day Out, including flag wearers pushing into an ATM line, and people berating them for being ‘unaustralian’ and […]

When you start seeing flagsIs when facism’s getting bad

The upside of lonelinessIs you realise what you missAnd it makes you go out and be your best

Black cats get out of my way!Becase today is my day

Watch me as I talk myself out of this one!A man walks down the street and he knows nothing!He is not an expert like me, I know all about it!Let me explain to you, my brand new theory!Guarenteed to be correct, cos I am the expert!Let me spin my cane and raise my top hat!Come […]

Every night when I go off to bed and when I wake upWhen I put on my make upI say a little prayer for youI want you